Violent Vomiting

I'd like to thank Aaron and Max for the instant weight loss plan they passed onto me, totally free of charge!  Retching uncontrollably in the Church bathroom last Wednesday night was a milestone.  I was able to spontaneously work the "Trimmer Grimmer" program and fulfill my calling by making fridge magnets with the Young Women.  I made sure to touch everything and hug all the girls so they too could enjoy the benefits of this amazing tried and true program.  After Mutual, although tired and achy from the workout, the impulse to throw it out there again was uncontrollable.  So as soon as I got home I threw open the car doors and left it all on the driveway.  Fortunately, the pouring rain and driving winds kept me focused and low to the ground.  More importantly I had a strong, supportive audience in that Kitty's constant, plaintive cheer-meowing and head butting gave me courage to continue.  With head spinning, sore abs and questionable underwear I pushed through the pain and had one more successful workout at the kitchen sink.  The "Trimmer Grimmer" program is absolutely amazing!  For a free trial at no charge, visit Aaron and Jessica Grimmer at their home in Portland.  For guaranteed results, let Max suck your phone!